joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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dickfaerie:

my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing

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joshpeckofficial:

yeah that’s true, but is it tru

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barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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helioscentrifuge:

goatinahat:

themattumblr:

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Stop dividing by zero

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The number one girl walking for the first time. My baby niece is the reason I’m happy most of the time.

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viamadlucem:

*Geoff Ramsey voice*

Yeah, those Octodad Let’s Plays are cool.

Y’know what would be really cool?

Team Nice Dynamite Plays Goat Simulator.

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